Cheryl Trixie Herzog | United States

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FAKE BLOGGER. WIFE. HUMAN.

A drummer. A dancer. I like to hide out. When I write a book about my life, no one is going to believe a word of it. I tend to be awesome!

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1970, lightening tried to take me out early. The skies went dark, obviously annoying the gods, I was born. That is how I like to...

Cars should have to park with similar makes – all BMW owners can have a whole row to park over the line at an angle and no one will care...

Unsolicited random Whole Foods shopper buying gluten-free muffins, “The Holocaust wouldn’t have happened if people didn’t like rules so...

High waisted shorts with under butt cleavage freak me out. Camel toe + butt cleavage + long zipper rises + cropped shirt = I am old. ...

4 way stops. This should be the first thing they teach and the deciding factor on all driving tests. I lived in Saudi Arabia where they...

After fleeing the earthquake ravaged valley we somehow moved upward to a trailer park. This trailer residential area molded me at my most...

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